T-Minus 2 Years and Counting...

[fattony99]

So, another birthday weekend has come and gone. I had a nice, calm weekend with Jess, spent a lot of money at dinner(s), and then had my sporting heart ripped from my chest.

IM exchange this morning with Patrick:

drivel, drivel, wrestling chat, drivel...
Me Wait.
Me Never mind.
Patrick I didn't say do that at work, you can wait till this

Comments

It's not THAT bad...

[anonymous]

I would just like to point out that I am scheduled for a "hairdresser" appointment next Wednesday, which is why I didn't want my "hairy cootch" (Which I did not say, as that is just not a word I would use - it was most likely just "crotch") being seen. Every girl whose ever been waxed anywhere (not just the dirty places) knows that it has to grow out to an unattractive length before it can be re-groomed. Besides, even when I'm not "Landing Strip" clean, I'm still never longer than 1/4", which is still pretty groomed. No curly hairs to get stuck between teeth or cause hairballs. Dammit, Tony, if you make Vinnie think I'm one of those unmaintained girls and he stops desiring my anal virginity, I'll kill you.

Re: It's not THAT bad...

[fattony99]

Changed to reflect the Cousin's vocabulary.

And if I hadn't been forced to delete the picture, there would have been photographic evidence of your ungroomed lifestyle these days, hippie.