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I actually watched that chick-surfing movie (Blue Crush?) for more than 2 minutes this weekend. It may now be my second favorite movie of all time, behind the Gift, starring Katie Holmes's boobies ( Read more... )

The OC is on in 71 minutes. I'm 131 minutes away from a cuban. I may, in fact, end the fAtkin's and eat the whole thing. I need to start incorporating carbs into my diet again so I can eat mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving without getting sick.

Alright, so for once, I'm going to be serious here, but not entirely ( Read more... )

So I've hit my goal. I have now officially dropped 50 pounds on the fAtkin's. For the first time in over 10 years, I'm closer to 200 pounds than I am to 300. Here's the troubling part: I still feel fat, and have seriously considered staying on the diet until January, just to see how much more I can lose. Right now, I'm about 2 inches taller ( Read more... )

So, I get this "comment" in my lj just a moment ago:

Subject: Re: synonyms
i believe fat tony is from the simpsons. stop trying to take claim for other people's brilliance.And it's screened. The f'd up thing is that, even though it's in my journal, I can't delete it, I can't unscreen it, and I can't reply to it through the normal channels ( Read more... )

Damn! I'm on fire. Two in two days? I haven't done anything this crazy since I picked up that hitchhiker and sodomized her to death with Panthor and the Thundertank ( Read more... )

Yes, it's Wednesday, and I'm just now recapping the weekend. Suck it. I never get any responses or reads of my posts, anyway, so I'm doing all of this as an exercise in mental masturbation, which only happens when I feel pretty.

( Weekend Recap )

It's official: Chubby Tony is old. Yet another weekend that was mild, mild, mild. Not much to say here, really, since nothing of note happened ( Read more... )

All is now right with my world. The only problem is that I don't see how they can keep coming up with reasons for Mischa Barton to take her shirt off on the show, which is a trend that absolutely must continue.