I guess I have to do what Gentry wants, too.

All three of you reading this know the drill. One word description of Fat Tony, blahblahblah. I expect no more than 4 replies.

Alright. I'm a fat piece of shit. I admit that. I also take responsibility for it. It's my fault and, to a much lesser degree, my parents' fault that I have the eating habits that I do.

Why in the world would someone try to sue McDonald's for being fat? As if that weren't enough, what lawyer has them so convinced that this is a good idea that ( Read more... )

It's good to see somebody in America recognized those freaks for what they are, and took care of business ( Read more... )

With things like this happening all over the Troy/Albany area, what is the take of the residents of that area ( Read more... )

Despite my refined, caustic wit, sometimes it's the simplest things that make me laugh. For instance, while having a cigarette, I saw a skate punk turn to holler at his friend, and run into the back of somebody while he wasn't looking. He got up and screamed at the person he ran in to "Watch where the fuck you're going." Apparently, big white ( Read more... )

Mippie: where can i get a headshot done
Me: ...
Me: I think I blew a funny fuse.
Mippie: not funny
Me: really, really funny.
Mippie: not funny.
Mippie: i'm apparently attractive enough to need one (not my words)
Mippie: for the promotions i've been doing
Me: I really have no comeback for this one.

Unfortunately, Doherty was too tired to go to Christina's bar last night. How does this affect me? Well, the only way I was going to make the trip out to Lynn was if I could bring that shit in a true asshole fashion. Namely, I had to get drunk like a homeless person. But because Doherty was literally falling asleep at 8:30 (which I blame on ( Read more... )

penguinfan: hey you guys should stop by tonight
penguinfan: seriosuly
penguinfan: it would be really nice
HuskerFanBoston: Learn to spell, use the shift key, and get a job, and I'll think about it.
penguinfan: seriously
penguinfan: i don't do shift keys unless i have to
penguinfan: seriously
HuskerFanBoston: I'm telling you that if you want to ( Read more... )

So, Mel responded to an IM link to the Mike Gordon story from earlier. This is what we assholes like to call "baiting." Oh, boy, did she respond.

(Keep in mind, my comments below are dialled up in dick factor because I'm really trying to start a fight here.)

Melissa: how baout you stop sending me those links
Me: How about you stop worshiping a ( Read more... )

"The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body ( Read more... )