hey motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive been gone for a long time.
ive been partying like a motherfucker!
late, dudes.

DUDE! BRAH! I'VE BEEN HYBERNATING.

JUST LETTIN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS KNOW I'M STILL ALIVE!

PARTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS UP PARTY PEOPLE!?!?!

whats up motherfuckers???
i havent written in this thing in a long ass time!
ive been really busy with work, partying and my porn!!!
hahahahaha!!!!!
well i dont have much to say.
but maybe ill see you by the pool, motherfuckers!!!!!!

WHATS UP DUDES?! I decided to talk to my friends on Instant Messenger while i waited for my old lady. Heres what we said, motherfucker ( Read more... )

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WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS????
Tonight is a very important night for me. I have finally gotten an AIM name.
ITS:
FaTtYb00BnEcK

SO INSTANT MESSAGE ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

i went to jen's party tonight.
with my girlfriend.
and that kid said hi to me again, that i dont know.
and he asked me about my livejournal.
i said i dont have one. hehehe
later muthafuckers.

peace.

-fatty-boobneck.

Tonight is the big PAR-TAY by the pool.
I'm gunna get smashed. Flashing boobies and all motherfuckers!

tonight was boring. just hung out with raf. looked at some porn.
watched double penetration porn with the old lady.
an ok night.