what is it about this generation that they enjoy putting their genitals in boxes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdaSv4a-ia4&NR=1

maybe it's a hallmark conspiracy.

i scratched the car already.

now fully licensed to kill ill and drive.
yeaaaaaaaaah bitches

Is it inappropriate that my guitar teacher keeps trying to ask me out on a date?  
Or that he forgets to put away his porn when I arrive for my lesson?
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just want to play bach.

PS - I have a crush on a librarian.  Yesss!

i'm going to open an establishment called le bistro ninja, where all the waitstaff and cooks are ninjas, so stealthy that you don't even see anyone when you're there.  you just study the menu a bit and the highly professional ninjas read your intentions, then they are so lightning quick the food just appears before your eyes.  Oh, and if you don't ( Read more... )

Two nights ago I dreamt that Em and I joined a cruise ship, and as per ancient maritime tradition, we were to be strapped to the hold of the ship before sailing into a storm so we weren't cast overboard.  Then they gave us a tank with a thick rubber pipe that we were optimistically supposed to keep in our mouths in order to breathe during the storm ( Read more... )

PIMA = pulgar indice medio anular
also equals, i started my lessons

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so after work one of my eyes started to feel irritated and i rubbed it a bit
AND A BIT OF PARSLEY CAME OUT
AND THEN ANOTHER PIECE

oh christ sometimes i fucking love the modern world: http://www.bananaguard-uk.com/

PROTECT YOUR BANANA! WITH A BANANA GUARD!

[I did not write this, I swear.  I wish I had.]
Do you like Bruised Bananas?

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