Comments | faultywhenwet: THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY DEFINITELY AFTER THE ED-MEETING

faultywhenwet

THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY DEFINITELY AFTER THE ED-MEETING

Apr 24, 2009 13:34

The business on which I left took longer than I thought it would. Looks like even the Ministry can’t deal for too long without Roy Mustang on the case. Nonetheless, I have returned, and expect to find the flowers in my wake soon enough. Roses are a favourite, ladies.

Classes will resume as usual, despite the current...situation with some of the ( Read more... )

superoy is on the case, roy loves teh ladiez, shit my face hurts, back in business

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huesofhonesty April 24 2009, 01:46:42 UTC

I know something that's even better than flowers, Roy.

faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 01:47:49 UTC

Lovely as she is, Hughes, I do not need to see any more photos of your daughter.

You made, it then.

huesofhonesty April 24 2009, 01:50:10 UTC

Oh come on, you can never have enough photos, Roy! I bought her first toy wand just before coming here and she looks so adorable waving it around!

What? Didn't think I'd come?

faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 01:57:15 UTC

When it comes to you, I can always have enough photos. I think I hit my limit with 'Elysia's first vomit after being spun too fast'.

You never know what might hold a person up.

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Private to Roy elricwizard April 24 2009, 01:47:44 UTC

Your stupid face scratched my hand. I think you should pay to fix it.

Re: Private to Roy faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 01:50:11 UTC

I'm not surprised. It was an impressive punch.

Re: Private to Roy elricwizard April 24 2009, 01:52:32 UTC

You deserved it. I don't know why you think I'd believe you. Don't you remember all the bullshit you told me before? You'd pass me, you'd give me whatever grades I wanted...isn't that right?

Re: Private to Roy faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 02:05:45 UTC

Mr Elric. I understand that you have been through an ordeal that no child should have to undergo. Nonetheless, it was not me who put you through it. I can show you the proof again, if you wish.

If you do choose to continue my class, which I'm sensing is unlikely, you will have to work for your grades like anyone else. I'm not interested in giving anyone a free ride.

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maestoso_tempo April 24 2009, 02:47:45 UTC

Well, well. If it isn't my old classmate. Still as charming as ever I see.

faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 03:11:33 UTC

Would you expect anything less?

You still owe me money.

maestoso_tempo April 24 2009, 03:54:14 UTC

Not really, no.

Oh? Are you sure it's not you who owes me money? I'm not going to fall for one of your ploys to cheat me out of my hard earned pay after all.

faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 06:34:16 UTC

I do try.

...I don't know what you're talking about.

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faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 06:31:41 UTC

That depends on what you're referring to.

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faultywhenwet April 24 2009, 06:58:17 UTC

Is it arrogance if it's true?

It depends on the woman.

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[Private to Roy] bring_me_sake April 24 2009, 19:19:54 UTC

You picked a good time to show up. Are you doing all right?

Re: [Private to Roy] faultywhenwet April 25 2009, 00:14:59 UTC

It depends on what you class as 'all right'. It's not every week you find out you're a pervert.

I think it's pretty safe to say the Elric boy doesn't believe me.

[Private to Roy] bring_me_sake April 25 2009, 04:51:24 UTC

I'd say 'no', then.

You can't blame him. If any of us went through what he did, we'd probably be the same. Is there anything I can do to help? Get some sake, maybe?

Re: [Private to Roy] faultywhenwet April 25 2009, 05:49:29 UTC

Oh, I don't know. I have a gorgeous lady commenting on my journal, after all. Things are picking up.

I don't blame him. I wouldn't believe me.

Sake, or something stronger.

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