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faux_teak

jeffrey sebelia news

Mar 28, 2007 12:28

Apparently, or at least, according to TMZ, Jeffrey Sebelia has split from Melanie, his girlfriend/mother of their mohawked baby aka the inspiration for Jeffrey's Declaration of Independence neck tattoo.

Huh.

I still don't think he should have won.

tv, pr

Comments 4

aflockofmollies March 28 2007, 17:16:38 UTC

i'm not sure he did win. his current job is designing costumes for the upcoming Bratz movie. yes. "those slutty dolls."

in retrospect i feel somewhat kinder towards him. he definitely figured out how to play the villain. not sure any of them are going to make anything of themselves.

who's been the most successful reality show winner? Kelly Clarkson? Aside from her. Certainly not anyone from "You're the one that I want" -- in case anyone's keeping track, the worst possible reality show ever. it manages to be both incredibly gaytarded (do two offensive terms cancel one another out?) and boring. A spectacular feat! i will never admit that i have watched that show, but it does hurt my feelings that bravo picked it up. you win some, you lose some.

TV! (i think my TV is my new shame animal.)

aaaaaames March 28 2007, 18:06:33 UTC

yea, I read in New York magazine that he used the entirety of hsi $100,000 prize to pay off massive debts he had from opening his first clothing store. Um, aren't you supposed to use that money to develop a new line? I figured they'd have some system of earmarking that. Otherwise I don't see why the winners couldn't be like, Fuck fashion, and just spend all their winnings on Brazilian hookers and blow. I mean, that's what I'd do.

I agree that Kelly Clarkson is the most successful reality show winner of all time. Clay Aiken is probably the most successful non-winner.

I've been thinking that someone should, if they haven't already, create an online archive of reality show contestants. I mean, it's got to be nearing four digits, if it hasn't already. Even just look at The Real World, America's Next Top Model, Survivor, and American Idol, to name some of the most prominent and longest running, and that's got to be 350 people right there.

theswirtproject March 29 2007, 19:59:27 UTC

Clay Aiken is probably the most successful non-winner.or Jeniffer Hudson. I'd be interested to see if she continues to do movies after all this ( ... )

faux_teak March 29 2007, 20:04:15 UTC

Yeah, Top Design is so lame and blah that I'm almost angry with myself for continuing to watch. I sometimes resort to vocal exclamations of disgust when things happen that are so predictable it's ridiculous.

And I want to punch stupid Jonathan Adler in the face everytime he says, "See ya later, decorator."

RRRRRRRRRR

No one who wins that show (and I'm pretty sure it's going to be Matt, but I don't really care the slightest bit) is ever going to have a real design career.