N**g*r Pants

[fauxlecksate]

First week of school is all done. Go weekends. I've missed not going to school. Because at school, other than humanities, I dont do shit. at all. My schedule every day at school this week consisted of going to Humanities, then going to Denny's (monday, wednesday, friday) and Wendy's (tuesday, thursday) and chillin with Victor Wong, JJ Cech, B-Nel,

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[liface]

Is Megan Tragethon in Humanities?

[cvoz_bosher]

How're you gonna fuck their shit up?

[fauxlecksate]

A potent combination of what I like to call "Blitzkrieg Butt-Sex and Intellectualism"

[cvoz_bosher]

what does that mean?

[folex]

You should do a line of coke off of your violin in the middle of a concert. That'd be mad niggish.

[fauxlecksate]

Don't think I havent considered it... I just think Dave would get mighty pissed and then slaughter me like a cow and hang up my head on a tree in his backyard like he does with all those other poor cows.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

[liface]

one time at his house i found a cow skull in the woods and i picked it up.
since them i have been cursed with the curse of 100 demons

[lilprincessmo]

no kidding?! Brad and I were college sweethearts too! huh. we should double-date.

and damn, i wish ddhs had a class as cool as humanities

[fauxlecksate]

OOOOH, i don't know about that double date thing... It'd probly be pretty awkward and all for them... I mean, they probly havent done it as much as us.

HUMANITIES PWNS BISHES

*Im hier then eh kyt*

[lilprincessmo]

oh yeah, it'd definitely be awkward for them, seeing as how you and i are so much more sexually experienced. we'd have to have a foursome and show them how it's done.

[fauxlecksate]

Oh most definitely, I'll call Jen, you take care of Brad. And by take care of him, I mean forget to invite him so I can have a threesome with you and Jennifer Aniston, a recurring fantasy I've had since 2nd grade.