Very Large Party

[fauxlecksate]

This weekend, on January the twenty second, there will take place a social event involving many members of the senior class of Clackamas High School. There will be cocaine, heroin, crack-cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, and other assorted drugs of a pill or tablet form. Also present will be a wide variety of alcoholic drinks such as vodka, rum, tequila

Comments

[adam_isnt_here]

And complementary vietnamese hookers for everyone. Courtesy of Madam Ling.

Re: this doesn't have to do w/ the party but...

[fauxlecksate]

fuck that so hardcore... I suck so horrifically at everything theory. that really sucks, i need to apply for some backup schools now. Shit.

[fauxlecksate]

Don't tempt me. thatd be sucha bad idea.

[anonymous]

this isn't troche or anything. . .i promise.

all i have to say is. . .wow. I guess, um, have fun on saturday.

[fauxlecksate]

OH, I WAS UNEQUIVOCALLY SERIOUS WHEN I SAID THAT THERE WOULD BE LOTS OF ALCHOHOL, DRUGS AND SEX THERE. NO SARCASM WAS INVOLVED IN THE STATEMENT. WHATSOEVER.

[lilprincessmo]

has anyone else noticed the spaces in the ellipses in all the anonymous comments?? that's gotta be a grown-up... i don't know of any kids who would go to the trouble of putting spaces in between ellipses. do you think this one's troche or my mom?

[utmoonbog]

I really hope you're serious. Liam, you better get me laid.

[fauxlecksate]

I overly exaggerated everything. I will try... but not saturday, it's Humanities kids + 4 other people who have troche, 2 of which are hott females. the other 2 who are just plain connected with our shit, so they're coming. It's absolutely full, so no one else can come. on pain of me trying to get some from you while I'm really really wasted.

[utmoonbog]

Damn. I wish the internet wasn't so bad at sarcasm.