How can I be lonely while simultaneously dating two attractive girls that I really like?

The universe is fucked.

   Today I would like to examine the irony presented in Alanis Morisette's song, "Ironic." Generally, when traveling with intellectual friends, this song will come on the radio and your intellectual friends will say something to the effect of: "Oh my god.  Alanis Morisette is so stupid. Doesn't she know that isn't the correct definition of irony ( Read more... )

Portland sighs alone tonight ( Read more... )

Last night was a new chapter in American history.  My friend Katie ran into the room, and I swept her up in my arms in pure glee.  Now we have a president that (hopefully) transcends all the petty, corrupt bullshit of the last 8 years.  A democratic majority in the senate and house means we won't have another Carter-era, and maybe- just maybe- it ( Read more... )

             So I’m at one of the final 15 tables in a Limit Hold ‘Em tourney on Pokerstars.net.  I’m right in the middle of the board, around 30k chips with about 200 players left from 6500 entries.  I raise on K 6 clubs suited pre-flop.  When we hit the river and the hands turn up, I win with two pair, 6’s and 9’s.  And the tirade begins.

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Celeste

You are

burrowing down in me

They believe

in caricatures of demons in my head

(oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

You are

this deadly insanity

But I concede

the dark that was in my veins before they bled

(before you made it bleed)

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but regardless, I wrote another song about you. I hope that wherever you are, someone is writing about you. Because you deserve it.

Oceansong

I tried to sing about the waves
but you were crashing in the sand
In fifteen years, they'll drown this place
alike the love I hadn't planned

(this is an ocean song
 this is an ocean song)

I swear this tunnel held ( Read more... )

I entered a freeroll tournament on PokerPros last night. 3700 total entrants, and it started at 11 PM ( Read more... )

"MMMMM ( Read more... )