Christmas Fun

[fauxlecksate]

Besides wanting Usher to bang me (consecutively?) a lot of times... I also would like input from people on the pros/cons to the situation I'm in, that being that my Christmas gift from my dad was that he told me he got laid off Wednesday. Also, a nice CD player, and a nifty Senseo coffee maker, which is sweet because I need coffee to stay up late

Comments

[lilprincessmo]

buy Blowjobs: Do-It-Yourself Fun. it will make everything better.

or just kill your mom, and mine too. anyone else want their mom killed?

[fauxlecksate]

"My cousin broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."

What movie?

[lilprincessmo]

CLERKS!!

"That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
"How did he go?"
"He broke his neck."
"You call that embarrassing?"
"He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!"

8-)

[fauxlecksate]

"36..."
"What??!!! Including me??"
"well...37"

[cvoz_bosher]

I will give Secks to you.

[fauxlecksate]

Usher supplies me with all the Secks I need.

[liface]

I of course want you to stay, but I personally don't know your mom.

[fauxlecksate]

Jeez man, that comment was lamer than FDR's legs. Too soon?
1) It's never too soon to joke about a guy killing his mom. Same w/AIDS, or cancer, or things of the sort.
2) CIA doesnt know I EM KAYGEEBEE operuhteev.
3) I'll rock your hard place...
4) I beg to differ. We're perfect, and he hits me because he loves me.

look at me I'm a wet blanket

[noringynodingy]

This isn't directly to you, it applies to everyone I haven't already said this to. I knew him and my best friend knew him really really well, and talks to him still and knows what his life is like now. Last summer, the police returned his clothes, that they confiscated for evidence, to his best friends parents, and everything in the bag, the shoes, clothes, some drawings, everything was totally bloodstained.

Besides his mother's life and his life being destroyed one way or another, it's also altered the life of a lot of people who live in Clackamas, and whether you care about Dave or not, it's disrespectful to a lot of people who are still dealing with it.

I can't say enough how NOT FUNNY it is when people joke about Dave. It's not pop culture, it's serious. If you really think it's interesting enough or a big enough problem to joke about, maybe you should try to do something about parents who beat their kids, or people with drug problems.

Re: look at me I'm a wet blanket

[fauxlecksate]

First of all, I appreciate the non-confrontational way you went about rebuking my comment. I do realize it was offensive, and apologize for it, however,I was trying to make light the retardedness of my own situation through someone else's. I realize that what happened with David was not funny, although I have had an extremely tumultuous and physically abusive relationship with my own mother, so I sometimes kid (on the square) about her untimely death.

As for the very last sentence of your comment, I find it ironic that both the descriptions describe me. I know we don't know each other (other than through Dan's oh so sexy ass... good lawd) but I just enjoyed how relevant it was.

[stevilicious]

i love you liam, yes.. in a sexual way..