A ficlet for my dearest brother...

[favouredson]

((OOC: This is an OOC cut, because Reg wouldn't care, but I love you all enough not to subject you unwillingly to bestiality, even if it is purely for comedic purposes.))

Comments

[slobberymongrel]

OH MY GOD TAKE THIS DOWN

[favouredson]

♥

[slobberymongrel]

NO FUCKING LOVE. NO LOVE FOR YOU. NO LOVE EVER. THAT IS GROSS. IM NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THE POINT OF NIPPLES ON MALES ARE BUT IT IS NOT THAT.

FUCK YOU.

[favouredson]

I am supporting your unorthodox relationship, Sirius. Why so testy?

[slobberymongrel]

REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK YOU FUCKING TWISTED BASTARD, TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW.

[favouredson]

What's that, brother? You want me to write a sequel in which he bites off your--

[slobberymongrel]

NO.

[favouredson]

Are you quite sure? It shan't take me long at all to whip something up.

[slobberymongrel]

REGULUS.

[favouredson]

Oh good. You remember my name.

[slobberymongrel]

I wish I didnt, honestly.

[favouredson]

Poor abused Sirius. Everyone gather 'round and pity him.

[slobberymongrel]

I SHALL SCREAM??

[favouredson]

You shall if he bites your nipple off.

[slobberymongrel]

WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX WHILE HE'S A FUCKING HEDGEHOG STOP ALLUDING TO IT.

[favouredson]

I really don't think what I wrote can be considered an allusion, honestly.

Also, now we understand just why you are so very testy.

[slobberymongrel]

I SHALL SCREAM WHILE IM BREAKING YOUR HEAD IN.

[favouredson]

That's really rather effeminate, you know.

[slobberymongrel]

Its like. Its like you want me to rip your arms off your body and feed them to you.

[favouredson]

I'd like to see you try.