OKAY SEE, THE THING ABOUT PHOTO MANIPS IS

IT HAS TO BE FUCKING PERFECT

LIKE, ABSOLUTELY JUST FUCKING RIGHT

IF IT ISN'T THEN INSTEAD OF AWESOME SEXY TIMES

ONE GUY IS JUST HOLDING THE OTHER GUY'S DECAPITATED HEAD ONTO A BODY (POSSIBLY A REAL DOLL?) WHILE HE FUCKS IT ( Read more... )

I AM ALL CRUNKED UP ON SOME WINE AMI AND I BOUGHT AND WHEN I BURP IT TASTES LIKE STEAK'N'SHAKE AND I WANT MY FUCKING NEW CAR

TODAY I SAW LIKE 12 OF THEM DRIVING AROUND

TAUNTING ME

WITH THEIR TIGHT LITTLE CAR ASSES

BITCH

THIS WINE IS GOOD

I STILL LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS

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NICK AND KEVIN NOW I GOT HER BOYS THE BOSS IS ON A ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

UM

I JUST BOUGHT A NEW CAR

LIKE

BRAND NEW

2012 BRAND NEW

I JUST WENT OUT LOOKING FOR A USED CAR

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

I'M SO SLEEPY BUT I HAVE AN AWESOME NEW APARTMENT THAT I HAVE FARTED IN SO NOW IT'S MINE AND I'M GOING TO CHICAGO IN LIKE SIX HOURS

LIFE, YOU ARE HECTIC. BUT AWESOME.

I currently have a beer within arm's reach and a tiny kitten sized cat sniffing a myriad of apartment application forms.

Life is pretty sweet.

JESUS FUCK IT'S SLENDER MAN

NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN EVER NOW

I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO CABIN PRESSURE OMG AND THERE'S A KINK MEME FOR IT AND EVERYTHING AUUUUGGGGHHHH I DON'T NEED OBSESSIONS WITH BRAKES SEASON COMING UP

Speaking of, I got promoted again. AGAIN. Instead of quality/data collection/repair beast, I am now the quality control coordinator. I would say I wonder what kinds of morons they've been ( Read more... )

HEY LJ. LJ, HEY! YEEEAAAH ( Read more... )

Also, I've struck a bargain with Ami.

Come Saturday, I'll watch her Christmas movie with her (Bridget Jones' Diary), and she'll watch my Christmas movie with me.

My Christmas movie?

DIE HARD!

YIPPIE-KI-AYE MOTHER FUCKERS!