TERRIBLE QUOTES FROM REAL LIFE

[favyan]

AMI: I hate you! Now I can't stop thinking about Justin Bieber doing lines of coke off Zac Efron's dick!

ME: ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! ...wait. No. Ambulance.

Comments

[taleya]

DUDE

SOMEONE ON THE MEME IS AWESOME. FUCKING AWESOME

[favyan]

OHHHHHMIGAAAAWWWWWD!

I AM SO LUCKY I WAS SITTING ON A TOILET WHEN I CLICKED THAT BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE OH GOD

BRICKS.

I SHAT THEM.

[taleya]

AND IT IS BEING FILLED! BY A GOOD WRITER! PARDON ME, I AM GOING TO GO OFF IN MULTIPLE ORGASMS NOW