this is almost every conversation, unless both parties really love the topic...

"blah blah blah, and also my friend was there. (blah blah blah)"

"really? wow. (wow, i don't give a flying shitthis means that the key to a good conversation is ( Read more... )

i think one of the essential parts of a deep relationship,
is knowing your counterpart is willing to do something with you
that they don't really want to do.

hair is one of the things that turns people on.

monks and soldiers cut all their hair off to become sexless instruments,
and to prevent releasing hair pheromones on each other.

cutting your hair off, despite any 'image' it gives you
is, to a degree, removing some of your sex.

hair is teh sex.

and he said unto his people, whom he cared for more than any other thing:

"henceforth 'faggot' means not a homosexual,
but is the equivalent to 'bitch' for a man.
now, go my children, hither and thither!
all you bitches and fags,
have fun. peace."

you cannot fit a square peg in a round hole
but a round peg that slides in easily,
will slide out again just as easily.

the valleys, chasms and deep lows of the world
are carved gently over time;
gravity and water do not simply give up after only a moment.

"don't listen to the hearts of the worlds,
the answer lies within;
you know the truth."

last night i had nothing to do, so i did my homework and then danced around my apartment while wielding my single piece of furniture - a legless chair. you see, i don't want to use my kung fu to get hot and sexy because my confidence is nill and i never talk to girls, but i do want to be useful, so for an hour and a half i jumped, skipped, twirled ( Read more... )

bitch ( Read more... )

so i just read the book of Job in the bible ( Read more... )

i just watched some music videos on yahoo launch, and i swear the dude from AFI and the guy that played RA in stargate are the same person.

i fucking love BT.
there is no other music i have ever heard that affects me the way i want to be affected...
other than BT music.

fucking genius. GENIUS.