Well the guy on select on c4 said he'd put any photoshopped pictures of him on tv


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I have prepared a 3-step programme to prepare for impending bird flu pand-ocalypse use it or don't either way your going to die soon and I won't have to look at your ugly, ugly fucking face anymore:

1.Buy plane ticket to Australia
2.Buy Leather jacket with one sleeve
3.GO TO THE THUNDERDOME AND FIGHT WHOOPI GOLDBERG*

Well at least I thought it was hilarious, you won't and didn't.

Puke Tuirf says:
you suck and i hate your face

Kicking knowledge in the face says:
wtf why

Puke Tuirf says:
if you dont know then you suck more

Puke Tuirf says:
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I love you shatner!

The cat threw up on my valuables and the neighbours listen to abba HOME AGAIN!

You find yourself naked and locked in a basement the room smells like christmas in the spring of 1987 unwrapping gifts under the tree while mother and father canoodle under the mistletoe, there is also a bathtub filled with jelly crystals, do you ( Read more... )

How to make a luncheon fellatio
Ingredients:

1 part success

3 parts brilliance

3 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

LARGE AND IN CHARGE! IN YOUR FACE LIKE A CAN OF MACE AND TWICE AS MEAN AS A BEAN MACHINE ITS THE BIG WOMAN FUCK TRUCK! BIG WOMEN DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR TO USE AND ABUSE YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A TROUSER SNAKE! YOU WANT SAUCE WITH THAT? GET A PEN YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER! 0800 BIG WOMEN! GOT IT MAGGOT!? 0800 BIG WOMEN! YOU ARE NOTHING!