AAAAAAAHAAAHAHAAA

[feanaro]

I love you, father, even though you decided to corrupt my mother's memory by marrying this hag.

YOU! GRRRRR ROAR MY FATHER LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU!!

That goes for the same to you too!!

*stares at Fingolfin with a shiny sword in hand*

Blood.... Fratricide... yesssssssssssssss...

And hey you fuckers! This dude here has a point. Like, we elves

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[fingolfinnoldor]

HA! LOVES YOU MORE INDEED! Let's see who was High King for more than a year, wounded Morgoth and DIDN'T burst into flames at the end of his life! *waves around his shiny sword wildly*

And NO I have NOT turned canon, I'm always like this!

[feanaro]

*snarls*

I was the first born child, and everything went into MEEEEE!!

.....

*waves shiny sword right back at you*

And who died when Morgoth stepped on their neck, eh? :P

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[fingolfinnoldor]

I have a mother and you don't! HAH!

Ignore the fact that she's inactive and all.

Well... who had sons that weren't evil? ME. HA. Daddy loves me more! And even if he doesn't and secretly loves you more, I am so embittered and callous I wouldn't weep too much!

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[feanaro]

...well... uh... my mother's corpse was kept pretty and shit in Este's garden until she got up one day and walked away!! And then went inactive. o.O Ignore that too.

EVIL?! My sons weren't EVIL, they were CRAFTY. CRAFTY AND CLEVER. Just like their daddy.

Hee hee hee! He loves me best, he loves me best!

*dances around you swinging a shiny sword and throwing daisies*

[caranthir]

I learned to write with those letters you invented, dad! Then some teleri bastard was looking at me wrong so I gauged his eyes out. HAHA.

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[feanaro]

HAHAHAHA!

I'm so fucking proud of you, son!

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[caranthir]

WOOHOO! Praise from dad gives my live meaning!

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[feanaro]

Damn straight it does!

*gives you a shiny sword*