The wedding's off.

...More alcohol for me!

Nienna let me out.

I feel at peace with the world.

...

LIES ALL LIES I FEEL BLOODTHIRSTY AS EVER!!! I will kill orcs by the DOZEN on the way to Lindon! Maybe I'll kill one of the boys too! BWAHAHAHAHAHA...

I mean. I bring you peace. And looove. :) AND BLOOD AND WAR and candy! :)

Sleep well, my boys, since tomorrow morning, I AM GOING TO EXECUTE YOU BOTH ( Read more... )

So someone's kidlet was born here yesterday after hours of screaming and painful labor.

Women. When will they learn that the quicker they let their husbands cut their wombs open with a sword and rip out the heir kid the sooner they can go back to dying/knitting/cleaning/cooking/etc.? But no, little miss Luthien wanted natural childbirth and life ( Read more... )

NO HOBBLF BORN OF WEDLOCK!

I mean... congratulations grandbaby and hobbit girl. :)

Went to war. Killed stuff. Thought about killing the boys since they deserted me. Decided against it. Didn't actually care. I really like her. She kills stuff really well. And I stole my grandson's shiny snow point stick of power/killing thing. Have no idea where I am now. But as long as I have cigarettes in hell and the girl and the shiny pointy ( Read more... )

WAR! BLOOD! WAR!

Now, whose turn is it to go to war, hmm? Who went with Daddy last time? Who's going to march off to Mandos certain doom this time?

*sees this*

Woohoo I'm charming! I'd love to offer myself as an escort to you on your journey to Hobbiton, Ivriniel. But. I think those hobbits are still pretty pissed about the whole killing my wife thing and attempting to kill their little mute talking in pictures king. People never forget kinslaying, do they ( Read more... )

Orc hunting is fun. ;)

My mun always liked me when I looked like my brother.

Though that killer icon stays. 'Cause it's cool and stuff.

So. Who's up for war paint? I think my little canonical and therefore bloodthirsty grandson is up for some orc hunting! I have the sword! You have the spear! Mordor lies THAT WAY. Let's go!