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[fingolfinnoldor]

WAR! BLOOD! WAR!

Now, whose turn is it to go to war, hmm? Who went with Daddy last time? Who's going to march off to Mandos certain doom this time?

Comments

[fingon]

I went last time! Turgon only went to battle once! TAKE HIM TAKE HIM!!

[turgon]

FUCKER!!

I can go Daddy, I have a crater to take care of and Idril and Elenwë....

[fingon]

SEE SEE SEE HE SAID HE CAN!! And he's bringing the wife and kid too! Oh what a brave little soul our Turgon is... I'll pray to the Valar from Lindon, really I will!

[aredhel]

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU I want to go.

Dad dad dad let me go, damnit!

...which side are we on?

[ladyeowyn]

Um, sir?

Which side are you on?

[fingolfinnoldor]

Good fucking question. The side that does more killing.

[aredhel]

Your mother is currently pregnant with my cousin's kid. So, yours.

[ladyeowyn]

Excellent.

[ivriniel]

...long live mother rohan?

[aredhel]

Shit.

DAAAAAAAAAD your girlfriend is from Dol Amroth. What're we going to do?

[fingolfinnoldor]

Uh.... how about if you kids fight for Rohan while I go for Dol Awhatsitsname?

[ivriniel]

Amroth. Dol Amroth. And uh, it doesn't really matter, right? Blood is blood? Stabbing is stabbing? Orc hunting is orc... hunting?

Yeah.

[finwe]

What what? A war? Are your brothers going?

I see your kids are. That's good. Fingolfin gets a GOOD PARENT sticker.

[king_finarfin]

It's not my fault that my kids are inactive, women, and Celeborn! Bah.

[fingolfinnoldor]

HAHA I'm a good parent and you're not! SUCKER!

[king_finarfin]

Shut up! Your children are damaged!