So. I have been outed!
I will give you a hint as to who I am:mutant breakfast cereal.

Winkedy wink wink.

Back in Lindon. BABYPROOFING! I think that's the last thing I did while here.

I'm not animated anymore. Yay! Papa will let me live again! I hope I hope I hope I hope. I think Elenwë is still there. Hope so. Idril's off... somewhere. Hopefully with Tuor and not with that cousin of hers. *shudder* Ooh wildflowers.

Retard in the Modern!Earth language of French means delayed. Late.

*becomes a cartoon character*


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I got stabbed in the ass as Luthien gave birth last night.

Thanks Dad.

I like uncle Fin. :)

...where the hell is Elenwë? I miss her. :(

Mun is on an insane rampage. So. Why is my daughter off getting drunk with my sister-in-law? Where the hell is my wife? Where the hell am I? Am I still inactive? Has my brother-in-law killed anything I might actually care about yet? Should I begin weeping about something? I'm so confused.

Brother-in-law and nephew here now. Again.

Rebellious disgrunteled javelin thrower and treacherous little worm who is/was in love with my daughter.

Tuor doesn't seem like such a bad guy anymore. It could be worse.

I MISS MY CRATER. :(

( my trading card yay! )

Um.. hm...

It seems I'm going to Vainor to sleep for all eternity a while. Night night.

( that damn quiz. >.< )

I'm a cop now, in charge of Lindon and the Havens. I get a badge. Wheeee!

And ya hear that, fucker?! I'm the sane one! HA!

Just reread what I wrote and G-g pointed it out to me too. :) What I meant is that now I protect Lindon and the Havens with my multitude of sharp objects.

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