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[fingolfinnoldor]

Sleep well, my boys, since tomorrow morning, I AM GOING TO EXECUTE YOU BOTH

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[fingon]

FUCKING SHIT DAD!

WHAT?!

No.

...damn.

*sobs*

[turgon]

*weeps along with him*

[fingolfinnoldor]

Right. Now I'm just going to make it more painful. Dull blades work.

[turgon]

DAAAAAAAAAD you can't kill us!! We didn't do anything!

[ladyoftears]

Just wanted to drop in and say you will not be killing either of your sons tomorrow since I am bringing you to my halls on the edge of Aman and you will learn the ways of pity as Olorin before you did, as well as Elladan. Consider your murderous ways halted and forgotten until you learn to control them yourself.

[fingolfinnoldor]

But he cried! And one of them is yellow.

[ladyoftears]

And I have cried almost every day of my long existence. What does that have to do with anything?

[fingolfinnoldor]

It means you're a typical woman who is emotional, hormonal and weepy.

[darkelf_eol]

....

AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAH

*dances on the ruins of the crater and runs off*

[aredhel]

It's not that funny.

Shit, yes it is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[fingolfinnoldor]

*would dance along if he was not kidnapped*