FOR YOU! ELROHIR! MY BELOVED! FOR I AM SO FUCKING SORRY!

[feanaro]

Dear Elrohir, whose eyes are pools of brown reflecting the might of Arda, whose arms are not spagetti-like but sinewy, lithe, and sexy, whose PENIS commands us all

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You say you love me!!

[lordelrohir]

And then you play those games, those nasty games with those plastic people and you stomp on my heart!!

*pauses*

Yes? No, Elladan, I am not going to smack her.

No! That is not nice.

...

...No, you can't make me...

Fefe, do you see what you have done? You have torn out my heart and stomped on it like, uh, something or other that you would stomp on because it's worthless.

YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!

...

...please be quiet, Elladan. I'm talking to my wife.

BUT I DO LOVE YOU!!

[feanaro]

I cannot help it if I do! They just show up and I talk to them!!

...

But I am like so fucking sorry and stuff!! Can't you see the hurt that is inside of me???

Ohhhh. Hi Elladan! Excuse me one moment, Elladan.

*gropes Elrohir*

.......really....?

[lordelrohir]

But...but...

Yes, brother, yes, I was getting to that.

*ahem.*

Then you let them touch you...

*blinks*

Really? I don't think I should. Okay! Okay, don't yell...

*ahem*

Then you have sexual intercourse with them!!!

*Flinches*

Okay...okay...

*deep breath*

Then you fuck them!!

I'msorryhemademesayit!!

*sniffle*

It's all broken. It can never be fixed. Not even with those special panties with the glowing lights that I you look so pretty in

*gasps*

Not in front of Elladan!!

You be quiet

YES I DO.

[feanaro]

..........but but but but but...

*cries*

I love youuuuuu though. And I brought those special glow-in-the-dark edible underwear that you are so fond of too.

I'm sorry.

;_;