ada!!!!!!

Everyone is turning into ferrets! I don't wanna be a ferret!!! Save me! Use your healing whatchamathingie!! DO SOMETHING!!!!

Look at me! It's already happening! I think that's a whisker coming out. AND I'M SHORTER!!!

*hyperventilates*

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Wenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you so much I wrote more bad poetry about your boobies ( Read more... )

Ah, Fatima, how you amused us all...

Farry I whining

Dear Wenny,

I am searching for Haleth. Erestor and Lindir should be able to put up with your shouting see to your needs until I get back.

Fear Love you!

Elrofuckhir

I think my brother...uh...twin brother, not the freakish soul-stealing monsterother one...went splat ( Read more... )

This and this are today's laughs from the archives.

Hey, um, where's Mommy? Cause I was really hoping she'd make me her special brownies with M&M's in them. I love them when they're all gooey and soft.

Oh, where have I been? Uh, nowhere. Nope. Not at all. Not in the stables certainly.

MMmmMmmmm...horsedick...

Hey, Wenny, are we still married?

I think I did it wrong...


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Ode to Boobies

Oh Boobies fair and creamy
so soft and smooth and dreamy
I want to touch them all the time
They are so perfectly sublime

Oh Arwen Boobies, so perfectly symmetrical
my love for you is more than theoretical
My fingers, they ache to hold you and stuff
I can't wait until I stoip writing this and get to touch
them again.
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