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[lordelrohir]

Wenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you so much I wrote more bad poetry about your boobies

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[elrondhalfelven]

Why don't you hump them like you've already humped everything and everyone else in the universe? Huh? Huh? YOU BRING SHAME ON MY HOUSE. Naughty.

I missed you so much, son. <3

[lordelrohir]

OH ADA CAN'T YOU SEE MY PERVERSE AND INSATIABLE SEXUAL EXPLOITS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A REFLECTION OF A LIFE SPENT IN ENVY OF A SMARTER TWIN BROTHER AND PRETTIER SISTER WHO RECEIVED ALL OF THE ATTENTION, THUS CREATING IN ME A DEEP EMOTIONAL INSECURITY?

I have a Big Gulp and Cheetohs for you. And I had the couch steam cleaned.

[elrondhalfelven]

NO. I CANNOT.

You're so considerate. Here, sit beside me and partake of my food while we reminisce about the happy times of our lives, my dear boy.

[lordelrohir]

YOU NEVER TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY PAIN! LIKE WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT IT HURT WHEN DANY PUT MY HEAD IN THE VISE AND YOU TOLD ME TO NOT BOTHER YOU DURING THE JACK IN THE BOX COMMERCIALS!

I try. We had happy times? Would those be all those special moments before Sock Puppets turned our lives into sick, cheap jokes for the amusement of the masses?

[lordof_imladris]

Get Miss Ann's flame thrower and use it in the ways of our forefathers, those crazy motherfucking First Age elves. In other words, blow them to kingdom come. NOT LIKE THAT.

Gah. Give me that. I'll waste the next one that comes by.

[lordelrohir]

Oh Ada II I missed you!!!!!!!!!

[galadrielxiii]

THERE ARE MORMONS?!?!?!? :D:D:D

It must be time for MORMON PIE!!!

Grandson! Fetch the machetes!