Letters to family

Dec 17, 2003 21:38

Dear Wennykins ( Read more... )

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arwenundomiel December 22 2003, 12:15:28 UTC
*beats you over the head with anduril*

divorcing pregnant ladies is BAD. and it also makes them temporarily un-wan, apparently. if you dump the pony, i'll make you some lembas sugar-cookies shaped like ents.

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lordof_imladris December 23 2003, 17:40:54 UTC
Dear Elrobeth,

OME we had facial expressions did you see!!! We can show emotion! Am still kind of pissed at how the squirrel fucker sucked out your sister/ex-wife's tonsils right in front of me I MEAN COME ON. Just because I gave him Arthur doesn't mean he has to touch her or even look at her!

Mada is still dead, we have cheetos, and yeah, who does PJ think we are, getting up and delivering shit? Funny, I didn't see that cloak have UPS written on the back, or even their lesser counterpart, FedEx! And yes, I would have sent Erestor right after he and Lindir finished forging the butter knife. Am I still typing? PRECIOUS CALORIES HAVE BEEN BURNT NOOOOO.

xoxo
Ada II

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