I am really into someone. i'm very happy. it's so awesome.

Oh my god. why in the hell was today such a good day? I am the greatest salesman alive. Drew, ask me about it.

Nothing ever works for me. I just keep getting screwed over.

I'm happy. Very happy. and because i love you guys here's a picture of two drunks

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Attention everyone I"M SELLING MY IPOD with all 2843 songs on it, coming to a total of 15 days, 14 hours, 51 minutes and 13 seconds. I wanna sell it for $200, it'll include the ipod, real leather case, charger, and usb/firewire cable. And if you want i'll install it for you and show you how to use it. Someone please buy it, i need the money really

Just once I’d like to see a "fish out of water" story - like the last Hilary Duff movie - where the fish out of water dies. Because that is what actually happens to a fish out of water. So here are some movie reviews ( Read more... )

What a twisted world of regret we live in, without a single day passing by where i don't fail. SO, to commemorate a new friend...Booze, Hooch, Sauce, Domestic Abuse Juice, Alzheimer in a Bottle. Alcohol ( Read more... )

hey everybody, life sucks for me too! let me express my gratitude with a warm fuck off to all of you.

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HAppy Thanksgiving. I think i ruptured something...please call me so we can go cause mischief on the biggest shopping day of the year.