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13 BIRTHDAY CAKES

Apr 13, 2011 23:59

[During the morning of 4/13, John got a howler from his dad that said, "SON, YOU SUCCESSFULLY REACHED 14 YEARS WITHOUT ANY SIGNIFICANT PSYCHOPATH TENDENCIES. YOU ARE NOW A MAN. I AM SO SO PROUD OF YOU." Then he keeps getting cake. Oh and during breaks, he wears the costume Kanaya made him.]

oh man, you guys, i am just having a blast!
these gifts are ( Read more... )

homestuck anniversary, yay 413, happy john's birthday guys, growing up isn't that hard

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wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 16:46:19 UTC

Egbert, something tells me maturity won't find you for a very long time.

fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 16:57:29 UTC

well, i am trying.

wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 17:11:57 UTC

It's a start.

Hey, where are you?

fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 17:27:39 UTC

i am in the common room!
oh man, do you have a surprise for me?

wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 17:28:57 UTC

Something like that. Don't move.

fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 17:33:50 UTC

ok.

[He's there, waiting for his AWESOME SURPRISE.]

[Action] wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 17:36:53 UTC

[yeah, totally levitating a pie over your head from behind and attempting to drop it on you]

[Action] fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 17:43:22 UTC

[He lived with his dad for 14 years, he totally notices that. He is pretending it doesn't exist.......

...until it drops, and he dodges it expertly. AWWW YISS WHO DA BIRTHDAY BOY, HE IS]

[Action] wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 17:46:31 UTC

Bugger. [sigh. She had hoped it would hit, but isn't surprised when it doesn't. Yeah, coming over now] If there's one thing you're good at, Egbert, it is dodging. [she cleans up the mess with a quick Scorgify]

[Action] fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 18:00:56 UTC

Hehehe, that was a pretty awesome surprise, dude, but you're not quite there yet. Oh man, my prankster gambit is through the roof!! Thanks for the awesome birthday present.

[Action] wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 18:25:48 UTC

[Eyebrow raise. Because wth is a prankster gambit?] You want that to be your birthday present?

[Lauren tapped a book-sided wrapped box against her opposite palm] I guess I can just keep this for myself then.

[Action] fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 18:35:28 UTC

[!!]

Wait, wait no, I want it!!

[Action] wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 18:37:12 UTC

[lmao oh John] I'm kidding. [she holds it out to him] Happy Birthday, Egbert.

[Action] fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 18:40:36 UTC

Thanks!

[He takes it with FEVERISH ABANDON. Oh man, ripping it open and finding.... ?]

[Action] wrestlingwitch April 13 2011, 18:42:55 UTC

[fffffff no matter what you say about maturity John, Lauren is positive you will be a kid for a very long time. But there's a variety of different joke stuff from Zonko's and Gambol and Japes, along with some fudge from Honeydukes. Because no present is complete without sugar.]

[Action] This icon has never been so appropriate. fearnoanvil April 13 2011, 18:48:29 UTC

Oh my god. Lauren, this gift is so awesome.

Yeah, I think maturity can wait!!

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