[During the morning of 4/13, John got a howler from his dad that said, "SON, YOU SUCCESSFULLY REACHED 14 YEARS WITHOUT ANY SIGNIFICANT PSYCHOPATH TENDENCIES. YOU ARE NOW A MAN. I AM SO SO PROUD OF YOU." Then he keeps getting cake. Oh and during breaks, he wears the costume Kanaya made him.]

oh man, you guys, i am just having a blast!
these gifts are ( Read more... )

[HEY GRYFFINDORS,

During the morning - afternoon of April 1st, your character might end up sitting in a chair with a whoopie cushion underneath, or finding their textbooks glued together, or maybe even lean over a wall covered in ITCHING POWDER. None of you know who did this, but you might find a certain Eggbert giggling in the side if he sees you.

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man, that trip was SO awesome!! all the animals were so cute.

anyway, i just thought i should let you guys know that i discovered something during that trip:
i have a special connection with all the marine animals! i have a telepathic link with fish, kappa or mermaids, you name it.
i am now going to harness this ability for the greater good but it ( Read more... )

ok.
because you guys are all "BLUH BLUH MOVIES ARE LAME", here is a comic i made to convince you guys that movies are awesome.
so treat this like the official ad for the movie night i am thinking of.

disclaimer: this is just a parody of the totally awesome "sweet bro and hella jeff" by dave strider.
dude, if your gay butt is as epic as your comics, i ( Read more... )

"movie:
Definition: a form of entertainment that enacts a story by a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement"
basically movies are like tons of pictures with audio.

so hey, you guys!!
a friend and i came up with a fantastic idea and that is:

a movie night.that's right, we would either go on a trip to a movie theater or watch ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Professor Valiar]

dear professor valiar,

greetings and salutations! shit i forgot to capitalize again I am writing this letter/filtered journal entry in hopes that you will listen to my propositions suggestions.

You see, a few days ago, I sent a letter to Dumbles Professor Dumbledore proposing a MOVIE NIGHT or a FIELD TRIP TO A MOVIE ( Read more... )

[FORWARDATED VALENTINE'S DAY, NOON.

When your character opens the journal, there's the sound of a familiar tune (at least to Muggleborns) greeting your ears. A friendly tune. Is that--

Yes. It is a tune reminiscent of the Apocalypse, Hope, Liv Tyler's rack and the guy from Aerosmith's ridiculously huge pie hole. The song is I DON'T WANT TO MISS A ( Read more... )

ok, this condom thing is really weird and it doesnt feel right that the prefects are just... distributing them like that but i think dumbles has a point. if you are going to experiment, you should take precautions first!! after all, safety is the most important thing. a baby should be born from the love of two people and not just some fling because ( Read more... )

oh god.

oh god oh god oh god.

i take full responsibility of the horror kid has unleashed in the journal.

someone just kill it.

kill it now.

The Salamander is a small fire dwelling lizard that feeds on flames. They are born out of flames, and appear to be blue or red depending on the heat of the flames. They live as long as the flames that spawned them.

The Salamander can survive outside out of the flames that birthed it for up to six hours if fed on pepper. Salamander blood has powerful ( Read more... )