Reasons to slash your wrists:
1. Live-action version of Akira starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
2. Speed Racer.
3. Tina Fey still being allowed to make movies.
4. Fight Club: The Musical. NOTE: The only thing that might possibly be able to save this is the rumor that Nine Inch Nails might be involved. Then again, that might just make things so bad
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