My arch nemesis - A TRUCK!!

[fecal_facepaint]

Kitchen... so far away! But food... so badly desired! There is no easy answer to this problem, starving would suck in a sort of dying alone in my shiny blue nike shorts over a course of days kinda way, but then getting up and risking setting my shiny blue nike shorts on fire is an equally disturbing thought. There is a phone and several take away

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[dirtylaundry]

Maybe this guy at your work is trying out a 'Joey' chat up line on you :p?

[fecal_facepaint]

He is kind of gay, he touched my bum today actually.

[drizzleuk]

There is so a cold tap. Hell, there's even a pair of pliers in there to work it with! What's the matter, does your butler normally fill the basin for you?

[fecal_facepaint]

Our butler went missing. You remember that dreadful night out on the moors...

[drizzleuk]

You told me that was just a very big penguin! I feel kind of bad about the thing with bottle now....

*whistles* *pops out to bury some evidence*

[not_neil]

hahahaha

[mattariasrench]

update more, that was funny as fuck!

[dethlikesilence]

it sounds like someone needs chocolate ice cream and corn flakes. ;)

[fecal_facepaint]

Constipation is the least of my problems!