Hill billy bollocks

[fecal_facepaint]

The greatest pain in the world, the hardest thing a man can do, the most excruciating of trials any one person can experience is without a doubt, dragging yourself out of bed at 12:30pm after a great nights sleep in your massive comfy bed to haul your ass to a job you fucking despise. My word it really messes up your day when all you can think of

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[miss_diz]

"Watching him nearly shit himself when I burst into the room with Liz's brothers fuck off air gun and point it right at his head."

Ahhahahahaha! I wish I'd seen that. Maybe next time you can actually shoot him, just to see how much it hurts :)

Liz xxx

[mattariasrench]

and then i'll run both of you over in one of your parents cars, just to see how much it hurts.

[miss_diz]

Well, I've been hit by a car before. It hurt but everything happens in slow motion and thats the worst bit :'(

[dirtylaundry]

So thinking about your feelings and how you would react, and doing what i thought was best makes me selfish huh? Trying to keep us friends makes me selfish?

[fecal_facepaint]

No. Thats not it. Perhaps turning your phone off when I needed you is though?

[fecal_facepaint]

I'm not too sure either.
DVDS?

[violentsmile]

No way did you cinematically cheat on me!

[fecal_facepaint]

I knew that stinging pain in my thigh was something, it was guilt!! I'm sorry, I totally forgot! I would love to see it again though, or possibly just something completely different. Be Cool maybe?

[dethlikesilence]

i will continue to be astounded by your cool hair.

[fecal_facepaint]

Nonsense, its shit.