Hill billy bollocks

[fecal_facepaint]

The greatest pain in the world, the hardest thing a man can do, the most excruciating of trials any one person can experience is without a doubt, dragging yourself out of bed at 12:30pm after a great nights sleep in your massive comfy bed to haul your ass to a job you fucking despise. My word it really messes up your day when all you can think of

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[_whizzbee_]

Mopey waiter is usually scarily happy :(

[fecal_facepaint]

Definately prostate cancer.

[drizzleuk]

This journal entry is decidedly sub-par - it doesn't mention me once!

[fecal_facepaint]

I regret it, so I have changed it.

[drizzleuk]

Whoot!

[groovy_gravy]

oh god

[fecal_facepaint]

Excuse me?

[fecal_facepaint]

*gets knocked over in the street by Jules in her car*

let's hope everyone else has seen hostage

[possessed_pixie]

yep crap people make crapness.
I'm a bit crap just now, not a crap person - was made crap by crap person.
Gonna get over it fast though.
There will be no shooting of busker, you know I was gonna give you a row for that!

Re: let's hope everyone else has seen hostage

[fecal_facepaint]

No, definately not a crap person. Best barmaid in the world deserves better :D And I have no doubt you will spring back faster than one can say "Hot diggidy daffodils"

As for the busker... let me wound him at least? Please. Or at least take out the tambourine guy? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeeeeee?