hey, its been a while since anyone pooped in this community. just thought id tell you about this really long shit i took the other day. im not saying that it took me a long time, it was just a long piece of shit. dont worry, it flushed nicely with no overflow scares. maybe someday it will come back to visit me.. but until then, i have other shits ( Read more... )

Poop Pet Peeve ( Read more... )

( poop survey )

Well since we in this community love poop I think it is only appropriate that we all take a survey. I will leave it blank so that way you can just copy the whole thing and paste it into your reply when you decide to take the survey ( Read more... )

Hey, one winter, a long time ago, there was this huge blizzard. My sister and I went out side to go play in the snow, but ended up having a funeral for one of my dog's turds. We dug it a little grave in the knee-deep snow and had a little ceremony in recognition of the innocent little poo. I gave a marvelous Eulogy and there was even a tombstone ( Read more... )

Hanging out in public bathrooms on the weekends ( Read more... )

Pee pee is me.

Look at it go,
Hear the gentle flow
Trickle, trickle trick, oh, it's slick

Pee pee is me.

Feel the rhythm,
Hear the beat,
It smells sour, but oh, it's sweet

Pee pee is me.

So the other day I went to a baseball game and indulged in some garlic fries. Although it seemed like a good idea at the time, I wasnt thinking that it would all have to come out my ass eventually. Well lets just say that today it came out, and boy did it ever. So I was sitting on the toilet and like at first nothing was coming out, and then ( Read more... )

Okay so this JUST happened to me a few minutes ago and it was awesome ( Read more... )

D00d so yesterday..my boyfriend totally pooped in the toilet and forgot to flush. I'm seri0us!! But then it didn't smell that bad & it was like, whatever. So I left the turd in the t0ilet and gave him head.