`Talkin' bout she bein' a fake tramp-ass ho.
`I di~int know stripper clothes was worth so much... unless she gave him a blow job!
`You old... AND YOU UGLY!
`I wasn't sucking the ice... I was taking a shot out of it???
`He was hot. I hope he was hot.... was he hot?
`Fake phony ass... sharifa song phony.
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MERLINO + IHOP = CATCHING UP GOOD TIMES.

TUESDAY.

1:15PM.

BE THERE.

OR BE LAAAAAME.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSICA

HELLA NINETEEN.

Yeah.

(it's super funny if you watch it as a slideshow.)

PARTY.


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New email address!!!!

suchalikelystory@gmail.com

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to quote Ariel:

I GOT A JOB!!!

You're looking at the part-time front desk receptionist for Fairfield Marriot Hotel in Redmond~!!!~11

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

• The Spores
• Scissor Sisters
• Rufus Wainwright
• Merzbau
• Ravi Shankar

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