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1)be John Lennon or Bob Dylan? hmm... on one hand, john lennon had that stupid yoko ono bitch always tagging along... on the other, bob dylan is one ugly motherfucker. ill take John Lennon, but the first thing i did would be to strangle that bitch ( Read more... )

I thought I was smart ( Read more... )

gah, the speakers on my laptop really suck. it pisses me off to no end. you know, it just occurred to me that im not a very patient person. i mean, all my life, people have said that patience is a virtue, well you know what, i dont believe that shit for a second. I mean, when has patience ever helped me out? When I had to sit through boring ( Read more... )

i think ive finally defeated the insomnia. i slept 11 hours last night. 11 HOURS. That just about equals my slept total over the previous 3 days. so screw you insomnia, you no longer rule my life. of course, this means i get kicked off the insomnia basketball team... thats not cool, its playoff time, and i was the leading rebounder. im gonna ( Read more... )

oh boy, this reminds me of one of my worst moments ever type of stories. so, its like January, this was lots and lots of years ago, and i was probably about 5... so anyways, its january, its cold, and me and my family decide to go for a walk down to this little pond we have in our neighborhood... so we got to the pond, and our neighbors dog came ( Read more... )

Sometimes the only way to beat insanity is by canceling it out with another insanity ( Read more... )

okay, so i woke up this morning, and i read my lj post from last night... ah, i think its more brilliant now than i did when i wrote it ( Read more... )

so, heres the situation. youve been hitting on this girl all night. she is definetly showing interest. you're really putting alot of effort into this one. comes the end of the night, and what happens? she pulls the fucking "i want some form of relationship" bullshit. no. thats not what im looking for here. lemme tell you people out in ( Read more... )

so, its 330 in the morning, and im drunk. thats really ive all ive got to say in this update. i hope all the central folks had fun at prom. its taken me a really long time to type this out. im drunk. and i drove. but im in control, which really is the main point. so fuck yall. good night, sweet dreams people.