First off, who in the hell is this:

...And why does he want to bang me so goddamn much?

Second off... I never knew people knowing my AIMS scores could be so humbling. I told a friend, like, a week ago that I aced AIMS Math. He tells my Calc teacher yesterday during 2nd period... By 6th period, my Ceramics teacher halted the class to make an ( Read more... )

I decided yesterday that I'm going to write a novel. Or, at least something that is going to get published. Something really, really good. Or just ok. Something, at least.

I decided today that there are few songs better than Jesse Cook's "Tempest."

Fucking hell, man.

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My hair. Is purple. Motherfuckers.

Outback Jack is such a jerk. I just tuned into this show for the very first time. Long episode about the two finalist girls. One is obviously cooler, funner, less stupid (note: not "smarter"), and prettier. So, of course, being the jackass (pun 100% intended) he is, he chooses the dumb bitch who (as flashbacks proved) was begging for an outlet. In ( Read more... )

Quentin Tarantino is absolutely terrible. Utterly atrocious. For the sake of not making me scoop my eyes out of their sockets with a ladle, please get the fuck over him.

I saw another roof-of-the-mouth-scrapingly irritating commercial today, and in the movie theater of all places. My mom and I went to see Collateral (more on that in a moment) and before the previews came the pre-show 'entertainment.' On come this terrible for C2 (that is, Coke 2). Everyone was boring and dull. Then, they all had C2 to drink, and ( Read more... )

No. Terrible. Absolutely not.

"Little Rascal" motorized cart commercials.

I swear, I haven't seen so many senior citizens rally for some hype since Viagara (and these motorized scooters may very well be the new Viagara).

"I haven't had this much energy in years... My friends say they can hardly keep up with you."You filthy hag. Sitting in a cart ( Read more... )

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Simply, I do not have the spark to BLOG all day long this summer.

However, in the midst of writing this, my mom finally showed me the used electronics store and DAMNED if I did not just make the biggest raping of my life [the only one, too]. 16 movies and DVDs, an assortment of the two, for TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVEN dollars. Best deal of my goddamned ( Read more... )