Ach. Such a relief to be able to type in English and not have to cross-translate-- via shady memory and an even shadier internet translator-- into French ( Read more... )

Something is to be said for spontaneity. Nah. Scratch that. I think the term I am looking for is "unexpecting the expected ( Read more... )

I hate technology ( Read more... )

So if you were to handpick one day out of eternity, you would have as likely a chance as any to find a very special day I like to call "The Mistake." Now, The Mistake is day where many, many entities' thought patterns alligned on the same apocalyptic idea. The Cosmos, my mother, my father, (everyone else who was involved that I regretfully am not ( Read more... )

Thomas posed a very interesting situation to me the other day. We were outside his Tempe ap(p?)artment smoking, him very much drunk, and speaking candidly of the world. He asked me, "So, would you die in order to save the life of someone else?" The pre-loaded , instinctual response was yes. However, when stipulated with, "Well, would you do it even ( Read more... )

AnalFlogging: you're too languid for your own good ( Read more... )

Tornadoes are the pinnacle of fucking freaky. I despise those things so. I was so much better off not knowing of the potential of a tornado in my near area, in my near future. Those things scare me to no end.

After reading such a good portion of The curious incident of the dog in the night-time my neural pathways become rewired to a gross extent. ( Read more... )

I'm having a beauty crisis ( Read more... )

With each successive time interval, it becomes less and less appealing to write anything. I am so far behind and removed from this medium that trying, to any extent, to update the past however long of my life would be a wasteful effort. I would surely miss enough information as to completely invalidate whatever it is that I do remember. This ( Read more... )

"The Korean man nodded, the way you do when you're a foreigner and understand that someone has just finished a sentence."

""But it's perfect," my father said. "A real beauty, just like your mother here." He came from behind and pinched her on the bottom. She laughed and swatted him with a towel, and we witnessed what we would later come to ( Read more... )