"A man took two live lobsters from a tank in a Boston, Massachusetts supermarket and stuffed them down his trousers. The lobsters fastened onto his manhood and refused to let go. Doctors reportedly said the result was a 'do-it-yourself vasectomy' and told him that he might never be a father ( Read more... )

I'm officially about to go crazy...well...not really...BUT STILL!! my musicmatch software dealie is being it's newly-updated mean self...my computer died temporarily...the dreaded blue screen...OF DEATH...but it's somewhat fixed now...without calling tech support even ( Read more... )

today=first track practice ( Read more... )

my theory is that something is not normal when Sunday dinner at your Grandma's house involves twelve people, fourteen if your uncle brings his kids...and it feels like that isn't a lot of people...only three or four leaves were in the table...some other families I know of don't even have that many people...personally...I don't consider it a full ( Read more... )

It's taking me a while to get used to this livejournal thing...the drop down menus are different than the Caleida ones ( Read more... )

i just tried using the new whatcha-ma-dealie to modify this...hence the new colorscheme and such...but rawr...i think i just need to figure out the HTML dealio...so far it seems not to like me tho...

*shakes fist* it WILL feel my wrath...

yes...due to...pretty much the fact that caleida continues to be slow...for...going on a week now...i gave in and made a livejournal ( Read more... )