[The audio
clicks on to a bit of rustling, the sliding sound of metal against wood as the PCD is set down. Footsteps are slowly getting closer before the bedsprings start creaking, as if someone just joined another on the mattress]
I'm ready for whatever you have planned.
[There's some more creaking as the two seem to shift positions a little,
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Guys.
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Obviously, he's rather confused about it.]
... Did you want something, Asuna?
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[WHAT IS WITH THE GAY IN THIS HOUSE? SERIOUSLY. EVERYWHERE ASUNA GOES. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY OH LOOK A LITTLE PURSE FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH GAY.]
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Why? What happened?
[IT JUST HAPPENS? And don't lie, Asuna. Spontaneously barfing up little purses would be an epic superpower.
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Nice. Do you people do this a lot over the phone?
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No.
And we didn't do anything!
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What're you so embarrassed about if it's nothing?
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Because you're talking about us doing THAT!
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Kurt...? Something wrong?
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Yeah. No way he's saying that. So just... shoving his PCD at Blaine and hitting play, and while that goes, he's moving to the other side of the room and clapping his hands over his ears because... uh...
laksdjlkj IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WERE HAVING SEX]
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[Okay, he didn't realize how dirty that whole thing was until now. This...certainly was bad (though really it could be worse). To people who had no idea what was going on (which was completely innocent!) this sounded like two guys...going at it.]
[Loudly.]
And...everyone can see this now?
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And then, he's just flopping down in his chair and crossing his arms on the makeshift desk of his... before hiding his head in them. Dramatically, of course.]
Oh... my god... I can't believe this is actually happening.
[Because even the thought of what everyone thought was happening actually... happening? It terrifies him.
And makes him turn beet red. Which is half of the reason he's hiding right now.]
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W-what?
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He is whom you love, is he not?
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In a second, he's hunkering in Rachel's old room, and flipping the feed to private, so red now he practically glows]
Don't say it out loud like that!
And just because I... love him, doesn't mean I want to... to do that! Loving someone and even admiring the way a body looks is nothing like... like doing what everybody thinks we were doing!
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Eyebrow raise. No words. But just. Eyebrow raise.]
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Are you two having fun, then?
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[;laksdjlk fucker. Blaine might take that the wrong way. Ugh he hates walking the thin line between keeping friendship and revealing he has a crush on Blaine. Huuuurrrrgh]
Well yes, but definitely not in the way you and the rest of this perverted city seem to think!
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