SO WHO WANTS TO STRIP AT MY PARTY?
besides beerslut and i, of course.

also, sign up here for your lap dances.andy, i know you want one ( Read more... )

so yeah, i can't come home till tomorrow. i can get there at like 2:30pm, but still, that's not today. wtf. they were like "well you were sleeping" and it's like, uh, i'm stuck sleeping on the couch till colleen moves out, and it's not like i have a fucking alarm clock. if anyone happens to visit shrug at work, can you tell him i can't hang out ( Read more... )

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xthecurex3: stick it in your vag and see what happens
jannieXpants: haha, that'd be hott
xthecurex3: haha, if it turns all dead.. wooah. scary.

don't ask :oD

just so you all know, once again i'm going to be calling cape cod home sweet home.

but you know what that means...

ANOTHER GOING AWAY PARTY!i have to outdo the last one. and people ( Read more... )

that's what you get for riverdancing in a thong!!!!!!!

Wait and see, try again, you never know how things could end

Oh wait, i lied, goodbye...

so when my dad says "so, we're going to florida for a few days" i think, like, 2 or 3 days. he means a week. which yeah, very cool, but i'm gonna miss you guyssssssss ( Read more... )

Puzzle Time!
Oh no! Lambuel is late for Church! Can you help Lambuel get to the Church on time while avoiding temptations along the way?


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woooo! sarah's out of the hospital! and i got to see her today :oD after all sarah's stories, manda and i decided that we would fit in perfectly there.

i wish the heat in my house worked.

can anybody drive me to the bus station in manchvegas tomorrow? i have to go to the cape. and then saturday...

I'M GOING TO FLORIDAAAAA!!!yeah, i dislike warm ( Read more... )

Promisesetsfire: so i had this dream that i was in a supermarket, singing "my way" by usher, and trying to buy cookie dough, and then p. diddy parachuted into the cookie dough section and helped me pick out which kind.
Steviechu: hahaha
Steviechu: stop doing drugs

i still have my way stuck in my head :o\
"oooo eeeee, why's he so fly-y-y-yyyyy"
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