Guess who just got a

1995 Pontiac Grand Am V6 Leather Interior Power everything? Uh yeah me! WOOT WOOT BITCHES...... mmmmmmm call me I'll come over =D

P.S. Today is my birthday rofl

So basically the Jazz club I went to last night was probably like the coolest thing ever. I'm pretty sure the band that played was probably the coolest thing I've ever seen. I love it when everyone looked at us when she laughed..... The Seattle costumes were quite awesome....... Pretty much Jazz clubs are probably gonna be a new thing of mine ( Read more... )

Ok I am doing a teacher project where I have to teach people how to do something. I felt it most appropriate to shed light to all those people who don't know how to make a typical livejournal entry. STEP ONE:

1. Talk about how much  you fucking suck at life

Talking about how much drugs you do or how "insert status quo here"  you are (goth/emo/ ( Read more... )

WE NEED TO GET MY FRIEND LAID FOLKS HE IS 19 WILLING AND HAS A GREAT BODY, NICE CAR AND HAS BIG HANDS ( Read more... )

ROFL ROFL ROFL I HAX j00 n00blArs KAKA DUDERZ CHEX OUT MY HAXED WEBSITES ZOMG ( Read more... )

Mom in One arm Dad in the other.......... some people don't get how amazing that is for some one like me....... Its a toughy to comprehend, but its quite amazing. I am home and I look forward to hanging out with ALL of you. If anyone has even slightly wanted to hang out but felt stupid to say it or would feel gay calling or if this sparks up ( Read more... )

I can't believe it ( Read more... )

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oh yeah I forgot women dont take shits......... they throw it all up ( Read more... )

So lately has been pretty lax. A lot of stuff new though so I might as well just put them in a little list for easy reference ( Read more... )