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Quite the Contrary
Had an interesting conversation when having dinner tonight with one of my best friends and a friend of hers. Let's call her Mary for the sake of it. Bestie and I ordered burgers and Mary ordered a fruit crepe. As we eat & chat, Mary suddenly decides she doesn't want her fruit crepe and is craving a chocolate crepe instead. She tells us that her ( Read more... ) -
The Branching Effect of the Internet
Mom swears the internet can't possibly be so damn interesting as to spend hours upon hours on it. She doesn't know about what I call "the branching effect". You start by looking up one single thing, then find yourself observing something related to the original topic but goes in a different direction. Then that topic has another thing of ( Read more... ) -
Forever 21: Where'd XL Go?
When I’d first learned that the clothing store, Forever 21, had added Plus sizes to their collection I was so happy. I was so proud of them for realizing that thicker girls enjoyed their fashion as well and didn’t just stick to smaller sizes (as well as adding fashion for kids and men). I started to notice X-large size clothes popping up and ( Read more... ) -
Doc: Selfish, Inconsiderate Cuntrag
So my coworker, MAD (initials to her name), whose been working for Doc & TheHag for 10 fucking years is FINALLY gonna take her dream trip to Europe next week. This will basically leave me alone with those 2 dumbfucks and the patients. I’ll be forced to perform NOT ONLY secretarial duties but NURSE duties as well (which of course I’m not ( Read more... ) -
OCR00427: Sonic 3D Blast Symphonic Ruin OC ReMix [Rusty Ruins Zone]
There’s a thunderstorm roaring outside my window. Rain drops slamming hard on my A/C, wind blowing like crazy. I’m laying in bed listening to the madness when this track (one of my old faves) shows up in perfect time with the storm. Beautiful. <3 -
You Fucking Serious...?
There’s an old guy living on our floor the feels the need to try being ultra pleasant with me whenever we cross paths for a moment. Its always awkward because I seriously look down on him. The reason?
It's disgustingly common that my building’s 2 stairwells wreak from urine. Sometimes you don’t see it, but most times you do. It could be from ( Read more... ) -
I Ain’t Burger King.
My friend/coworker, whom I refer to as MAD, has been trying to convince everyone she knows to take or accompany her to Olive Garden on Giftmas. I guess everyone’s turned her down because now she’s aiming for me. Of course because we work together, she knows that we’ll not only get our paychecks tomorrow but our Giftmas bonus checks as well. ( Read more... )
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