Unknowability

[felipemcguire]

Just because I'm curious, and a little bored, and fear that my mojo has permanently flown the proverbial coop, I decided to get on EHarmony.com and see what was what.

Besides the fact that their vaunted "29 Variables" didn't seem to take into account open relationships of any kind, I also found out that I am

Comments

[kbluefeather]

whoa that is some serious rejection. but isn't eharmony for christian minded folk looking to get married?

[felipemcguire]

It seems like it must be.

Like I say, I was mostly curious...I just thought that the result was pretty damned funny. :)

[firebringer]

I'm sorry, did you and Liz break up?

[firebringer]

j/k, btw.

I've never bothered with eHarmony, but I'd probably get the same results.

[felipemcguire]

Probably. I'm getting the impression that all the cool kids are rejected out of hand. :D

[felipemcguire]

No...not at all. We're doing wonderfully. But we're still poly, and I can't get laid. :)

[queencity]

seconded. eharmony is for christians who aren't having luck with meeting people at church functions. probably not your type anyway.

[felipemcguire]

So...you're saying that God doesn't love me.

god doesn't love you

[gomi_no_sensei]

Their answer: No.

Cool religious person's answer: For a certain narrow definition of god, maybe. But come on, god loves everybody.

Atheist's answer: No.

[langs_place]

You are the second person I've known this to happen to and the other one was waaaaay more vanilla than you (and a monogamist!).

Baby, I told you I got your mojo right here in my pink hotpants. Bring on the syllabi so we can arrange for me to give it back to you...or at least let you visit it for a while! ;)

[felipemcguire]

Why do I still get the vague feeling that this plan ends up with me wearing pink hot-pants?

[langs_place]

Would that be a problem?

[silvana]

Dude, you're not screwed, you're just mysterious and alluring.

[felipemcguire]

I'd have to be way prettier for that. Or, at least, broodier.

But thanks. :D