Milton Bradley Product Recall

[felipemcguire]

Hey All! Long time no see!

I know I haven't been around here in quite a while, but I've been kinda busy. Largely with school, but I've also been super preoccupied with other things...

Long time LJ friends may recall, almost five years ago, that I had My Three Hour Conversation with the Magic 8 BallWell...five years later...and I still seem to

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[silvana]

Honey, I miss you. Seriously.

Sorry things are... um... unclear?

[felipemcguire]

Yeah...I miss you too. SERIOUSLY.

And thank you. Clarity is hard to come by. I have moments. :)

[syphilis]

What's your penis been up to these days?

[felipemcguire]

It's ears in trouble. What else?

[syphilis]

What else? Uh, your anus doing good?

[felipemcguire]

It's been better. Thanks for asking.

Yours?

[catalyticdragon]

We missed you out here...

S'ok. In case you don't have time to slog through the last 6 months of my life: Got divorced. Moved across the country. Got married. Building a life again.

Yeah, that covers it.

It's completely OK... was this a Stealth Batshit Crazy Ouija Board?

Axiomatic

[felipemcguire]

There is a little known Axiom of Life which states, in relevant part:

"...if felipemcguire is interested in a female person, the odds of her being Completely Batshit Crazy (CBC) doubles from the normal statistical average."

And yes, to answer your unspoken question, I am, generally, overly tolerant of CBC individuals, and frequently find that I have underestimated their CBC Score.

Re: Axiomatic

[catalyticdragon]

Ah, but CBC scores are notorious for using algorithms that haven't been cracked yet. It's really not your fault.

It's hard not to stick your dick in the crazy (referencing comments up-thread with a healthy dose of inference) when the crazy has cloaking devices.

[luriddreamscape]

I think Ouija Board covers it fairly well.

And for the record, I would have found your conversation with said boardgame highly amusing.