it's less evolved and less frequented--as far as these things go--but who cares?
the chances are no one will ever read this. there may not be as many photos or possibilities
for further socio-cyber advancement, but at least this isn't real. we need beyond the want of wanting.

Livejournal is becoming like a ghost. The bands won't play no more ... uh ... to much fighting on the dance ... uh ... journal?

There's an overcompensating human somewhere around here. Ah, here he is.

myspace.com/willisnunez

go away

Cranes, back-hoes and other types of construction equipment remind me of dinosaurs; Dinosaurs ridden by fat, dirty belching dudes who say fuck a lot. I like to call them, 'Cavemans ( Read more... )

I carry a baseball bat around with me(for bashing in skull-domes) because you never know when someone might want to play. This one time, there was about half a baker's dozen worth of dudes out in this field playing ball. I ran out--arms outstretched--picked the ball up, and bashed it into holy oblivion. Needless to say, they beat the tar out of me ( Read more... )

When you were a kid, did you ever worry about claws or a large hand coming out of the toilet when you sat down for a nice crap? I still do, and what calms my fears is thinking: "If a hand should actually protrude from the toilet-hole, i'll just hand him a roll o' TP and say, 'little help ( Read more... )

Whenever i do something cool i jump up and pretend i'm frozen in mid-air as credits are rolling. One time when i was in an elevator while it was going down, it actually worked. Even the credits rolled by, which was weird ( Read more... )

One time, for Christmas, i got a pair of socks from me ma. Angered, i jumped up behind her and sliced her head clean off with them. Also, the socks were made of razor sharp swords. Also, i just made that shit up. I told her thank you. It was a very heart-warming scene ( Read more... )

Remember Grape Ape? What the hell was that dude all about? Most cartoons at least have one personality trait that pertains to their name. Grape ape hated grapes, he didn't resemble a grape, nor did he just carry grapes around for the hell of it. No, he just said his name over and over, the dip-shit. I like my toons straight forward. Daffy duck is ( Read more... )