That's it, i'm starting a Skid Row cover band and the only song we will play, will be "I Remember You" ... over, and over and over again, forever and for all time.

Nothing pisses me off more than when somebody takes credit--if even with subtlety--for something i did or came up with.

I'm fucking sick of all these churches spouting on about how homosexuality is taking and destroying our youth ... what about meth and other drugs of that caliber? Homosexuality isn't causing explosive rises in teen deaths and crime.

Nearly every person in my life as of now is a bullshitter(even this fag here.) They talk at length about a variety of subjects, but they twist and alter certain points or moments in the tale to better fit their point of view. Or to changed minds as if we are all that naive. This is lying, and the fact that i recognize this, it is extremely hard for ( Read more... )

I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: "Hey, whatchoo readin' for ( Read more... )

Hip to the groove, baby.

"Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "... Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man ( Read more... )

Man, fuck Paul Reubens!

I'm sick and tired of people just going off on how Paul Reubens is a pedophile when he is clearly just a fucking awesome dude. Child porn or not, the guy knows what makes a dude get horny ... and it's kids man! Nekkid sweaty boys make the peeny grow like red fern do. This journal is gays, I'm out nigga, i'm out!

Paul Reubens is the shizz; the way he just doesn't give a shizz. Publicly beating his monkey like it's a mid-western house wife. The kiddie porn thing is sickening, though, but the fact he was swapping it with none other than his royal highness Jeffrey Jones, makes it seem like they were trading baseball cards. Even though the cards in question ( Read more... )

I wonder what Elephant tastes like. At first glance, i'd have to say Armadillo or humus, but most likely, they taste like some sort of vegetable like eggplant or some kind of squash. Before i die, i vow to take at least one bite of Elephant, even if i have to jump over the fence at the zoo and take a chunk out of it's fat, greasy ass with my razor ( Read more... )