Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: candy candy candy candy
does this really need explaining? plus i'm not really guilty
Literary: tabloid trash i was fascinated when britney spears shaved her headAudiovisual: i love lucy I sleep in until 9:30 because that's when I love Lucy comes on and I watch both episodes every single morning. ( Read more... )

I just tried to turn the tv on with my car keys. old age is making me crazy.

This morning i was singing Rod Stewart songs to my turtle. He got so excited that he stood up on his back feet and fell over backwards. Maybe it's a sign from God. Of what, I don't know?

Ok...I made up a story about wanting some pie and not having any. I don't know if it makes any sense. tell me what you think ( Read more... )

Last night I went to the Spanishtown Ball, which is notoriously raunchy. Lots of men in drag. I bet they thought I was a man in drag (see my new userpic). I had fun fun fun...one lady wore nothing but pink celophane...some girls made dresses out of ductape (i bet that hurts when they take them off ( Read more... )

Source: http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=292 (new favorite website ( Read more... )

Today I laid in bed until 4 pm...eating candy and reading trashy books. And then I got up and put my hair in hot-rollers. When I took the rollers out, I looked like Kurt Cobain. Now I'm gonna go to the grocery store and buy cinnoman rolls and toilet paper. Life is beautiful and nothing can spoil it.

Yesterday I told Amanda that my New Year's resolution is to do whatever I want whenever I feel like it and to ignore people who get mad or judgemental or try to make me feel guilty. (I might go to Africa and Jerusalem, I might dye my hair bozo red, I might look for jobs in 3rd world countries, I might wear high heels and pajamas and pick my nose in ( Read more... )

So I had this dream that Victor and I were in a pet store and he said "golly jee I hope we see a puffer fish" and as soon as he says it, a big fat puffer fish swims by. "Look at dat puffer fish!" we exclaim as it swims out of site, but it hears us and angrilly turns around. He's wearing a trench coat, gold chains around his neck, and a grill on his ( Read more... )

She told me that she wished she could pop her head off at night and put it back on in the morning so that she wouldnt' have to brush her hair. I wish she hadn't said that because her normal-looking head did not match her contorted body, which looked like a twisted oak tree. I've been having nightmares about it ( Read more... )