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Almost no one in my life has a serious name anymore ( Read more... )

The parts I eat last I like them best
Are the lady fingers
For they are better than the rest

(of the lady)

Mom and I just had an argument about Canada. She says that England owns Canada and that the reason people are always surprised that Canada has a military is that the Canadian military is really the British military ( Read more... )

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at colon-cleansing websites ( Read more... )

I was just watching the t.v. guide channel and they had invited a panel of "experts" to talk and their area of expertise is the life of Paris Hilton. If I were an expert on paris hilton, I'd feel bad about my self.

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I am so upset about the shootings at Virginia Tech that I don't even know what to say. I lived in West Ambler Johnston, the dorm where the first shooting took place. There was never a time where I felt unsafe when I was at Virginia Tech. When I moved out of the dorms and into the apartments, we never locked our doors. When my neighbor got drunk and ( Read more... )

I've been pre-occupied with the idea of large rabbits.
Herman the German currently holds the world record.


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