I fell asleep crochetting and watching the Chapell Show.  And then Dave Chapelle said "look at her knitting some CRACK!"  and then Arsennio Hall tried to eat my blanket and then all these black people starting singing Paris Hilton's "Star's are Blind" and then Bill Murray became my friend we ate a turkey sandwich together.  I took pictures and ( Read more... )

I'm not worth two poots today.  In my heart of hearts, I just dont' want to do anything ( Read more... )

I have baby fever and the desire is overwhelming.

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One time I was watching my 80 year old neighbor get dressed. She said she couldn't wear red because it made her look like a pregnant goose. So she wore green.

Has anyone ever died from itching? I dont know if you can, but I'm seriously considering it ( Read more... )

I got up this morning and my car was covered in red syrup (strawberry maybe? I didnt' taste it). It was smeared all over the driver's side and the windshield. They also left some plastic forks on my hood. I'm feel more curious than upset. Particularly since a few months ago I found a large pile of plastic forks arranged in a peculiar manner my ( Read more... )

I found this today and I like it ( Read more... )

*sigh*...i have broken my foot because of a medium-sized beetle. (i think the toothpaste i spat on its head made it look scarier)

whoa i had a weird dream...so I wake up in a mental institution for people who are messed up from doing drugs. The orderly thinks I'm smuggling cocaine. I look down and I have a bag of coke in each hand!!! I dont' know what to do so I put the bags on top of my head ( Read more... )

I call them Chinese catepillars because they look like teeny little red dragons. They're poisonous and they make big welps. I have big welps and I showed them to my doctor-and she said i wasn't bit by a chinese catepillar, but that it was Chicken POX ( Read more... )