God's Parlor Tricks

[fellbutgotup]

I think that god has been playing tricks for years. Like his personal practical joke that he only pulls out at the best of Heaven parties, "hey everyone look at me fuck with this kid, he doesnt even know what hit him," gods greatest joke is me. Everytime i find something i want its right there really close, but i just can't seem to reach it. Then

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[inga_nator]

hi

[xstarcrossedx]

ya, hi.

lasy ass

[the_starving]

get your fat ass off the couch and just grab it...

just kidding, dont hurt me

[bravespatula]

There is no god, your on your own. And if there was there was then he is one fucked up mother fucker for letting the world do this to itself. Just think of the Nazi's. Life is what you make it. But its fuckin hard.

[bravespatula]

what do you think ure the POPe fagget! why don't you go screw the pope or something! OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID SCIENCE FICTION FAGGET! yore the real problem i see isnt god its YOU! get a life REtard! fagget jessica pope.

[bravespatula]

What the fuck are you talking about? First your a fuckin pussy for posting anonymously. Second, I can't be the pope and screw the pope you fuckin retard. Ok preacher boy, I dont believe in fuckin god. Fuck you and get a life for posting that shit. Fuck you mother fucker, dont talk shit about Jessica either. If I find out who you are your dead bitch, I'm not fuckin around.

what sanity?

[shawnoliver]

there is a god believe it or not and hope does come at the weirdest of times. but hey what i do i know i just read a lot of science fiction. i mean as far as the pope goes (which is very homosexually), that fools just an idiot. but as for kyle and you i have two words that go together beautifuly: Marijuana and Star Wars trilogy.

[heyxbaby]

no, but you know whos dad is a secret agent...

[__copacetic__]

you need some cookie dough.